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| Some Men Rules |
| September 10, 2006 |
At last someone (not me:P) has taken the time to write this all down. Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! hehe Heads are gonna roll for this :P
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
To be continued......... :PLabels: Funny |
posted by Fonzy @ 9/10/2006 11:30:00 AM   |
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Fonzy, bored during lunch break!
Had a gurlfriend read ur post and this is what she came up with. I felt like putting in my two penny worth of comments, but couldnt think up anythin besides the last one...
1. Yes, that’s coz they only think with their, uh.
1. Learn to wash your own mug. You're a big boy.
1. Watchin ESPN is NOT a career.
1. We’ll figure out something else then, worry not.
1. And then you say too hardheaded? Stubborn?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. And thus lesbianism becomes a notch more interesting!
1. PMS upon you for one whole day, I say!
1.Tough Luck! No??? So sue us!
1. If you won't act like sensitive guys, don't Expect us to dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls.
1.Dont expect commiseration while you glug beer with one hand and wobble your tummy with the other, sayin "i'm getting to fat, no?"
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LOOOOOOL jitterbug.... ok that cracked me up!!! lol.. the PMS one is scary! Your last one cracked me up too:) Ok, there is more to come soon and make sure ur friend answers back!!:)
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I guess i didnt have anything better to do during lunch :P I mean I just copy-pasted it, but ur friend actually spent time to reply...... who is the bored one???:) And u too, u actually typed all that??
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You guys are hilarious...
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Lol yea! copy pasted off msn :P but yea, I had a super long lunch break with time to mess around :)
Maze I'd say the same about you n Fonzy too :P :)
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LOL, reading your post and then seeing "Jitterbug" counter-attacking everything you said is hilarious. I guess there's no clear winner when it comes to relationships.
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Name: Fonzy
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About Me: In brief, I graduated from LAU in Lebanon with a double major in Busines Computer and Banking & Finance. Worked in many pubs and night clubs as a DJ, PR, and Security Comptroller. Now I'm in Kuwait.... been here since September 2005. Im working two jobs, one in the morning and the other in the afternoon, and a third project is on the way, which will be a great hit if it works out and i sleep max 5 hours a day. Its a chilled life, mostly work, and occasional outings. In Kuwait, I use my brain cells, then go to Lebanon and burn them:D But one fact remains unchanged and will always be.... I MISS LEBANON!!!!!
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Fonzy, bored during lunch break!
Had a gurlfriend read ur post and this is what she came up with. I felt like putting in my two penny worth of comments, but couldnt think up anythin besides the last one...
1. Yes, that’s coz they only think with their, uh.
1. Learn to wash your own mug. You're a big boy.
1. Watchin ESPN is NOT a career.
1. We’ll figure out something else then, worry not.
1. And then you say too hardheaded? Stubborn?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. And thus lesbianism becomes a notch more interesting!
1. PMS upon you for one whole day, I say!
1.Tough Luck! No??? So sue us!
1. If you won't act like sensitive guys, don't Expect us to dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls.
1.Dont expect commiseration while you glug beer with one hand and wobble your tummy with the other, sayin "i'm getting to fat, no?"