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Some Women Rules
September 11, 2006
In response to my previous post, Some Men Rules, Jitterbug commented this... (I cracked up when I read it cos she replied to it point by point, so when reading, compare it to what I wrote):
1. Yes, that’s coz they only think with their, uh.
1. Learn to wash your own mug. You're a big boy.
1. Watchin ESPN is NOT a career.
1. We’ll figure out something else then, worry not.
1. And then you say too hardheaded? Stubborn?
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. And thus lesbianism becomes a notch more interesting!
1. PMS upon you for one whole day, I say!
1.Tough Luck! No??? So sue us!
1. If you won't act like sensitive guys, don't Expect us to dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls.
1.Dont expect commiseration while you glug beer with one hand and wobble your tummy with the other, sayin "i'm getting to fat, no?"

I'm gonna be posting some more men rules, will be looking forward to ur reply Bug:)

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posted by Fonzy @ 9/11/2006 09:00:00 AM  
18 Comments:
  • At 9/11/2006 11:11:00 AM, Blogger J said…

    Eeeeeeep! You DID NOT do that!!!!!

    Lmao

     
  • At 9/11/2006 11:19:00 AM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    hehe... do what? u mean post ur comment?? well it was a good reply and comment... had to do it :P

     
  • At 9/11/2006 01:43:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    hehe i loved no.8... so funny!

    but actually icky to imagine... eww!

     
  • At 9/11/2006 01:45:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    isabelle, there is no.8 they are all no. 1 but i did count 8 down and i agree, the idea is icky... its all bug's fault :P

     
  • At 9/11/2006 01:46:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    yes, why r they all number 1?

     
  • At 9/11/2006 01:49:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    well if u read my previous post first, u would know why:P but apparentlty u dont read instructions very well;) good old school days habits die hard i guess:) well they are all number 1 cos they are all as important as the other.

     
  • At 9/11/2006 01:58:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    grrr fonzy, its not my fault ur instructions are too long :p

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:03:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    lol isabelle.... u got two lines of instructions and 20 lines of women rules :P u read the 20! :) ur right, my bad... next time will only say "READ!" :P

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:18:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    fonzy... confession... i didnt even read the mens rules, just skimmed through because i'm not interested :P we make the rules and u know it, we have you wrapped all around our tiny little fingers... and! if u don't stop pestering me i'm going to put no.4 of the mens rules into action. :)

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:24:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    i know u didnt read them at first but u did eventually read them at the end otherwise u wouldnt know what no.4 is, and in case u havent noticed, they are all no. 1 for us too:D so u think u make the rules, huh??? thats only cause we let u think u make the rules but using our discreet ways we get our way at the end:P And if ur gonna do number 4, am sorry!! wouldnt want to be the cause of that:P

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    No. 4 pending

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:30:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    ok ok sorry sorry... forgive me, i didnt mean to make u do no. 4 :)

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:35:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    oooh the rules do work! victory!

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:35:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    lol..... u suck!!! :) taking advantage of my kindness... NEVER AGAIN!! :P

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:44:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    lil' ol' me? prrr!

     
  • At 9/11/2006 02:55:00 PM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    which women rule are u applying now?:P

     
  • At 9/12/2006 12:33:00 AM, Blogger J said…

    ohmigod you two are super crazy too hahahahahahahah!!!

     
  • At 9/12/2006 07:29:00 AM, Blogger Fonzy said…

    fayoora. glad u liked it. i didnt get as much comments on men's rules:)

    bug. u started this whole thing!:)

     
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About Me: In brief, I graduated from LAU in Lebanon with a double major in Busines Computer and Banking & Finance. Worked in many pubs and night clubs as a DJ, PR, and Security Comptroller. Now I'm in Kuwait.... been here since September 2005. Im working two jobs, one in the morning and the other in the afternoon, and a third project is on the way, which will be a great hit if it works out and i sleep max 5 hours a day. Its a chilled life, mostly work, and occasional outings. In Kuwait, I use my brain cells, then go to Lebanon and burn them:D But one fact remains unchanged and will always be.... I MISS LEBANON!!!!!
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