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We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business! We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS! Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry. Labels: funny |
Dear Terrorist-Proof Airlines,
could you pls make it a rule that only pretty thin people can board your plane?