Fonzation

Every morning when I wake up, first thing I do is look out the window to check out the traffic only to see if I can manage to sleep an extra 5 minutes. And every time I look out, I see kids sitting on my car. They started off by standing next to it, then leaning on it, but recently sitting on it. I didnt bother with it before cos when I was in their shoes, we used to mess with the cars of those who told us to stay away from them:P Anyway, a few days ago, I lost it when I noticed the hood of one of our cars dented and it shows that a fat ass was on it. Yesterday morning, I saw a bunch of kids sitting on my car but I didnt go all crazy and rush down screaming at them; I played it smart. I noticed one of the kids lives in my building; so on my way down I took him aside and asked him "what would it take for you and your friends to stay off my car and make sure nobody else sits on it?" He said, "Well, I've been wanting one of those Lebanon stickers you have on your car". Luckily, I had 3 with me in the car, of different sizes; I gave him all 3 and he was more than willing to make the deal:) This morning, I woke up, looked out the window, and there was nobody sitting on my car!! Hehe.... it worked :) Not only is my car safer now, I got me some allies in case other kids want to sit.