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| More Men Rules |
| September 12, 2006 |
continued from previous post
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR .1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Jitterbug, please reply :)
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posted by Fonzy @ 9/12/2006 09:20:00 AM   |
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I'm FIRST!
Funny post..doesn't make men look too good :P
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hey dina:) first time u visit my site, welcome and thanks for passing by:) well, those r men's rules, dont look too bad to me:P the only problem is that all rules r made to be broken
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Here you go fonzy: I totally ignored all your points and came up with the important Rules... and they are properly numbered, I’m pretty sure jitterbug will nod in agreement :p
Women's Rules for Men
1.The female always makes The Rules.
2.The Rules are subject to change without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all The Rules.
4.If the female suspects the male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7.If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The female may change her mind at any time.
9.The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female.
10.The female has every right to be angry and upset at any time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14.The male who does not abide by The Rules cannot take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
15.Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16.If the female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.
17.The female is ready when she is ready.
18.The male must be ready at all times.
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whoaaa isabelle beat me to this! also lmfao out loud and my dog has stomped away deciding i have lost my mind completely!
Hahahahah and I have to say Isa has done a mighty fine job, May I put in my conclusion???? Women RULE!!!! mUAHAHAHA
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well bug, we all waited for u to reply. but as u said, isabelle didnt hold back:) u poor creatures, keep telling urselves that women rule... well u know they say that one day, females will overpower males esp that now its a 3:1 ration ;)
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About Me: In brief, I graduated from LAU in Lebanon with a double major in Busines Computer and Banking & Finance. Worked in many pubs and night clubs as a DJ, PR, and Security Comptroller. Now I'm in Kuwait.... been here since September 2005. Im working two jobs, one in the morning and the other in the afternoon, and a third project is on the way, which will be a great hit if it works out and i sleep max 5 hours a day. Its a chilled life, mostly work, and occasional outings. In Kuwait, I use my brain cells, then go to Lebanon and burn them:D But one fact remains unchanged and will always be.... I MISS LEBANON!!!!!
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I'm FIRST!
Funny post..doesn't make men look too good :P